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No Fishing License Needed to Fish on July 4

RALEIGH, N.C. (June 23, 2016) —  The N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission reminds anglers and would-be anglers of all ages that July 4 is “free fishing day” in North Carolina. From 12:01 a.m. to 11:59 p.m., anyone can fish without having to pay for a fishing license or additional trout privilege license in all public waters, including coastal waters.   
While everyone — residents and non-residents alike — can fish in public waters without a license on July 4, all other fishing regulations, such as length and daily possession limits, as well as bait and tackle restrictions, apply. 


No Fishing License Needed to Fish on July 4



No Fishing License Needed to Fish on July 4



Till next time...

Tight lines!

Jonnny

Funny Boat Names!

Good page for boat name related jokes. Check it out.

http://www.allthingsboat.com/boat-names/best-boat-names-funny/


Fishing Priest

There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was great. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.

The flyfishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew.

An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "Your not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something .

The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout.

Confused the angel asked God, "What are you doing?".

God replied "Think about it, who's he going to tell?"

Endangered Species

One time there was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing and his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island. When the Coastguard found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers. he went over to the fisherman and said, " You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." the fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve. Eventually he calmed down. The man arresting asked him," Out of curiosity, What did it taste like?" the fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle.

Ice Fishing

A more-than-slightly intoxicated buzzard wanted to go ice fishing. As he began to cut a hole in the ice, a resonating voice from above came booming down, "There are no fish under the ice!". The ice fisher was slightly taken aback, but continued trying to cut a hole in the ice. Again, the voice came booming down,"There are no fish under the ice!". Now the fellow was getting a bit nervous, but nevertheless continued trying to cut a hole in the ice. Yet again the voice boomed, "I said, there are no fish under the ice!". The fisher responded, "God, is that you?", "Why do you keep telling me there are no fish under the ice?". The voice boomed back, "Because I own the hockey rink!"

One Liners

Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day -- teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the weekend!

I've spent most of my life fishing, the rest I just wasted.

My wife told me that if I go fishing again she'll leave me. God, I'm going to miss her!

Q: How much fishing equipment can a man have before his wife throws him out?
A: I do not know for sure; however, I believe that the experiment is almost complete!

Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean house, take out the trash, mow the lawn, tie flies and build fishing rods, clean wild game and fish, has hunting dog and drift boat. Please send picture drift boat and dog.

One Liners

I've spent most of my life fishing, the rest I just wasted.

Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day -- teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the weekend!